Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.

I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.

by FoodieK July 7, 2022

poopy meat

moist poop in a brown cotton bag that people like to eat.

im so excited to go out to eat tonight! im going to have some poopy meat.

by bigrobosack August 10, 2017

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt Supporter, who's too dumb and oblivious to the complete brainwashing that has occurred to them.

Fucking meat cunt has no idea what reality is!

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Meat Snail

Part of the female genitalia. The vagina, specifically the clitoris.

The only way she can get off is to rub her meat snail like a D.J. scratching a record.

by Wordolio June 25, 2009

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

by V-Nance June 12, 2014

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Memed in the Meat

A phrase used to describe someone or something that has been ruined by memes. 'Meat' being another word for 'butt' (as a reference to someone getting anal raped).

Things like Shrek, John Cena, Hitler, Autism, and Donald Trump are constantly memed in the meat.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019