who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

Who

Wait, what?

Hym "Who!? Wow! Ok... Ok... That's fine. Nonono. That's fine."

by Hym Iam October 5, 2023

Who I really am

You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.

Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2024

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

by anonymous February 24, 2022