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urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris
I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
by Foddermaker November 13, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.
"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"
by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018
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urban dictionary

a place where you can waste time during school hours
person 1: you tryna waste some time in the urban dictionary fam?

person 2: ya why not im boutta fall asleep cuhhhh better than nothing !
by Stevie magoose November 27, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website much like Wikipedia, with fewer paragraphs, but more words...
Person 1: Have you seen the internet lately?
Person 2: I know! It's been so Urban Dictionary!
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Urban dictionary

Best definition website in the entire universe
by Disisamerica December 8, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

... urban dictionary ....
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