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Facebook Troll

A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable
Facebook Troll

FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.

Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd

FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days
by LilJay2x September 17, 2023
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Troll

"Troll" is basically just a prank. Troll is slang for deliberately trying to get a reaction out of posting something completely random and bizarre. A "troll" can be easily found if it has nothing to do with the current conversation, or you get a reaction from it. To simplify it, trolls are attention hungry people who will sacrifice others enjoyment for his own rise. The best way to deal with a troll is to ignore them and avoid having a dramatic reaction. This song says what a "troll" is (lyrics down below)

You've been trolled, you've been trolled
Yes, you've probably been told
Don't reply to this guy
He's just trying to get a rise
Out of you, yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day
Teacher: Alight class, for some reason I can't open a webpage. Can anyone help?

Billy: *raises hand*

Teacher: Alright Billy, I trust you to open up the right website
(billy doesn't)

Billy: Alright teach! :)
Billy: *searches up changed rule 34*

Teacher: why do I see goo latex furies raping children, zoophilia and animal mating. what the actual fuck is wrong with my student, you know what, Billy? I'm calling the fucking police and FBI to detain yo ass.

Billy: we do a little trolling
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by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
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Troll cunt

Some penis on GTA who blows you up in a fucking Jet
by Arsefucker3000 November 22, 2021
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Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath
Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants
by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021
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bleacher troll

Someone who haunts activities and sports on the bleachers and annoys everyone. Parents, participants, coaches, watchers, anyone and everyone.
Dan, was chased off the bleachers again because EVERYONE was sick of that bleacher troll.
by KimKnows November 28, 2021
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Nostalgia Troll

That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.
“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”

This spake the nostalgia troll
by garcalej December 2, 2021
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Sora The Troll

by InsertmynamehereidontgiveashiT October 18, 2019
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