Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian disinformation

When stubborn facts don't conform to your personal prefered theory

Dude 1) the earth is flat hooray

Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round

Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape

Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her

by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019

russian chicken

A man called Ricky who just got married to a unicorn

Do you see that Russian chicken with the spot on his head

by Hellslssllssjjs June 20, 2017

Russian moment

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.

Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"

Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"

by Madagaskar69 November 3, 2023

Bum Russian

It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian

"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"

by perry629569 July 6, 2016