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toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise
(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared
by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024
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Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
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Toaster

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.
Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
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Toasties discord server

gang: you meet your gf on tinder?
me: fuck tinder i met bae on toasties discord server
by Ruby109 May 6, 2024
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tegasus

A beautiful woman with locks of brown hair and a bodacious booty. She is one of a kind and is loved by all.
Lyle: Wowza she is a tegasus!
Dia: Yes she is. She is far more gorgeous than us. She deserves the world.
by kd101002 May 7, 2024
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Toast

Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat, making it crispy.
Every morning, I enjoy a slice of toast with butter and jam for breakfast.
by toastonmyface June 15, 2024
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toasted

for when you are... what you eat
Ayyo, have you tried a toasted cheese from the Seneca basement?
by paninipressed September 30, 2024
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