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You really don't want to know about F Titties
"How was the hookup last night?"

"Bro, she had some F Titties"

*throws up*
by F Titties R Us December 23, 2017
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Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.
Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties
by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008
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Jesus Titty Fuck

Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.
by Annavis Yvi October 21, 2010
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Russian Titty Fuck

A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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Lemon Drop Titties

1.Extremely miniscule sized breasteses. 2.Breast being notably below the average in size or magnitude.
Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Kate Moss. i.e. Being part of the itty, bitty, titty committee.
1. "Paris hilton has lemon drop titties".
2."Yo girls titties look like lemon drops".
3. "yo girl look like a thirteen year old school boy".
4. "Damn, those some small ass titties!"
by Jerome Jerome July 21, 2006
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Titty-butt-fart

when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.

An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.
Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.

Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!
by blowandgo6969 February 21, 2018
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Big Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be smart, nurturing, financially irresponsible, and someone who doesn’t drink coffee. Also wears down their mental health little by little. Opposite of Small Tittied Man
wow, that man has the personality of a big tittied man
by smalldickdan July 21, 2019
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