When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
Get the Russian Omelettemug. by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022
Get the Russian headlockmug. The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.
by rodrew December 29, 2018
Get the Russian Castlemug. A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
Get the russian dadsmug. The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024
Get the Russian traffic conemug. Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021
Get the Russian cum shotmug.