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Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
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Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.
Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 14, 2024
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024
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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
by The Creamster May 18, 2024
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Special Surprise

Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.

At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .
Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you
by mrunheardof May 19, 2024
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Puppersnoot Surprise

When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 20, 2024
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