Cypress stack

Former double decker freeway span which ran through West oakland. Unfortunately.it was destroyed in the 1989 Loma prieta earthquake and has since been replaced by the I-980 freeway

I use 980 every day. I think it's easier to navigate then the cypress stack was!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

piss-stack

When five or more ppl are pissing in one sink. Mostly happens at shitty motels.

Excuse me ma'am.?

Yes.?

Is it ok if we have a piss-stack in the bathroom?

A what?

You know a group peeing session
A pee Mix up?

A WHAT?!
We don't have anything like that.
you have a good day sir...

Boop-boop

by Nh50 April 2, 2021

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

True - Stacey

dont take shit, doesnt complain when theres a solution. independent strong and reliable.

doesnt blame anyone and takes responsibility.

True Staceys are the positive version of a Stacey and is in no way an incel - in fact the opposite.

person:"WOW Stacey just stopped those Girls getting into a duel to the death while texting Brian good night"
person: "Shes a True - Stacey"

by sillyninja65 May 13, 2021

steroid stacy

Steroid Stacy is really top heavy, but with twigs for legs

that bitch was built like steroid stacy

by ThisGenerationsHitler June 3, 2021

lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)

you lanky stanky

ok

by lanky stanky guy June 8, 2021

Sticky stack

Similar to Ookie Cookie but rather than a cookie it’s a can of pringles/any chip

Hey boys we should play sticky stack

by Sticky Stack July 8, 2021