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High School

a. Survival of the fittest.

b. Living Hell

Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).

Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).

Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.

p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.

p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.

p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
by DeoxyriboNucleic Acid December 21, 2008
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Shitty school

A school that is really shitty.
My school is a really shitty school.
by skewkew August 16, 2011
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Lab School

A school for kids more worried about their GPAs than getting more than 2 hours of sleep every night. Lab School students can be freakishly smart and overachieving, but they still have plenty of kids who got in in preschool and have turned into stoners. It shouldn't even be considered a real High School considering they don't even have a football team, and the rest of their sports teams are far from admirable. Technically Lab School is the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools, however only the pretentious new kids call it that.
Random Adult: What school do you go to sweetie?
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart
by Hermetia illucens February 24, 2019
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school logic

a rule that does not make any sense execpt the person who came up with it
the enforcement of "no electronic devices in school" is school logic
by the holy ghost June 30, 2006
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Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.
If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!
by Superguy57 April 26, 2020
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School Lunch

1. Worst food you could ever eat.

2. A way for the Board of Education and the school to torture students.
by Nascar8fanga March 12, 2009
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prep school

A school to prepare teens for college in a slightly college like enviornment, usually boarding schools located in new england or the west coast.
She goes to Miss porters...thats really a prep school life.
by jhkgljbnk;h August 23, 2005
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