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hot air over a turd

Gary: I have to bust ass.

Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!
by jahezzie August 4, 2008
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ)

When a girl or guy who, with their tongue rubs in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter over the pants. First discovered at 18 Brock Place.
Hey Jordan do you want to come to my house and give me a Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ), with my khakis on.

P.S. You suck at Smash Bros.
by MIKE D IS THE GREATEST April 17, 2013
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blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans
Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.
by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
by toadboy123 February 12, 2017
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