brown-faced

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face

Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.

by Moosetrain March 20, 2007

Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.

"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 09, 2011

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 09, 2008

shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced

little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday

by homgen4 October 29, 2006

BM face

A defeated look of consternation, dissappointment, or even pain. The name derives from the look one often gets whenever challenged by a large BM.

When Jerry was released from his job after 20 years of employment, he got BM face.

by SuperTy April 12, 2006

Face Spacin'

to be on Facebook.com and myspace.com at the same time.

Hey man im just checking my wall on facebook and checking myspace,ya know, Face Spacin'.

by Begoners March 04, 2009