Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022

toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021

Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.

"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"

by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024

Skibidi toilet

The actual fucking worse thing to have ever been created by humans

I volunteer at schools to help run events, and the fucking 1-3 grade children and actually fucking brain dead saying what ever the fucking thing is. Skibidi toilet was made by some retard who uses it to gain income from retarted children. And oh my god the fucking fact that I hear people in fucking 6th and 7th grade saying this shit makes me want to throw up. The fact that a head in a fucking toilet is popular with kids is crazy. Not to mention how some kids act like skibidi toilet makes me feel like the human race is going to end with this god damn generation.

Brain dead kid watching eye candy: “skibidi toilet is the best”
Legit any 18+ persons search history after hearing that “how to tie a nuece”

by Veryokayperson March 23, 2024

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021