Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.

"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"

by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021

Time Dump

When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.

David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?

Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.

David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?

Girl: looks away Not much.

David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.

Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.

by GuarGuar February 1, 2025

Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

Dumpe konene

What the kids say when something is hip or cool.
This phrase was invented by our lord and saviour Rudy from kickin'it in S1 Ep19

‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally dumpe konene‘ - rudy

by Rudykickn'it January 8, 2021

Dump Bird

Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.

The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s March 28, 2018

Dump Struck

When you are left speechless by dump truck

my god, she had me dump struck with that booty

by RipAlfred December 20, 2021