Nard Monkey

Is a male primate who can both eat and possess nards simultaneously.

Andrew: "Ryan you know what you are?"

Ryan: "What?"

Andy: "You're a Nard Monkey"

Ryan: *cries*

by HoloConch January 30, 2021

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 03, 2011

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...

That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...

by Ham face July 19, 2020

monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.

Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers

by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020

Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.

This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 05, 2013