Name of your only gay friend.
Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
by Logan hugil March 21, 2025
Get the Mikemug. by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023
Get the big mikemug. by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
Get the Evil Mikemug. Chad's alter ego.
Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019
Get the Mike Ropenismug. The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.
say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike
by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023
Get the National Mike Daymug. Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug.