Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

by Qspy May 16, 2021

Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

by THE toru May 18, 2021

Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021

Mike

A cheater stay away!!!!!

1 Girl- “Mike been messing with both of us”!

by Kitties Mohawk May 22, 2021