Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

trap master

Ruler of the world; owns a sicc yaoi collection

"When Kiyomi rules the world, you're gonna be his little bitch and have to call him Trap Master."

by Kevinsabitch March 23, 2017

Dab master

Someone who can do a front, back, double, leg and ninety-degree dab

"Did you see him dabbing?"
"Yea he's such a Dab master."

by emmlzq August 9, 2017

pawg master

It’s one of very few in the world like this man, one day you could see him at your mothers house getting his salad tossed or perhaps you may find this mysterious character defining what it means to be the mayor of pawg town.

What is his name you ask? I’m appalled. None other than Mr. Conner

Definition: pawg master can be used subjectively to say that I am the clit commander, when you see this face you’ll see the clit!

Yes I truly am.. the one of few pawgmasters to still roam the wilds and deflower as I go.

by Milkkshott22 May 30, 2021

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.

Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."

by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008