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cunt money 

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
cunt money by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
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Lunch Money List 

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
Lunch Money List by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016

Soup money 

Getting paid for Spinning your mouth around a dick.
"Omg, telihsa got definetally got soup money last night"
Soup money by Telling Malandra April 6, 2017

booka money 

An immense amount of money. It's when even your moneys got money. Its when you have so much money you start throwing it into the trash because its stressful from how much you have.
Harry just spent booka money playing at the casino, he bet everything on black playing roulette
booka money by Booka money June 14, 2017

cold money 

Money made by doing any illegal activities.
dat nigga deigo got sum cold money
cold money by trendsetta420 June 19, 2017

voucu money 

A word my mom Pam made up and has used since I can remember. Meaning "a lot of money". Pronounced "voo-coo".
Damn, Oprah sure has voucu money.
voucu money by Brookeshanks July 13, 2017

mlg money 

Mlg Money is a funny ass YouTube channel about a couple of teenage kids dicking around and having fun.
Hey man, did you see mlg moneys latest YouTube video?
Yah dude that shit is so funny.
mlg money by Real_Mlg_Money July 22, 2017