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asian mom
a mom who is a bitch and would do anything to control you and she always nags about your studies and she is always like spend money on cheap stuff for you especially. she is hypocrite she resorts to hitting when you refuse to litsen to her. There are three things she like to do you:
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.
asian mom:you need finish this problem?
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!
asian mom by rocketman12345 August 7, 2009
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yer mom
the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes)
Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks
Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.
Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.
Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.
Bob: yer mom sucks
Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.
Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.
Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.
yer mom by Your mom's llama's face's cousin from nebraska. November 8, 2006
soccer mom'd
"STFU COCKSHIT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU HAVE OVER 200 POSTS IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS. YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC, EVEN FOR YOUR AGE. WHAT PART OF "MISETINGS IS FOR ADULTS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, KID? HERE'S THE DEAL: I'M GOING TO STUFF MY RAINBOW-COLORED COCK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND RUPTURE YOUR PREPUBSCENT PROSTRATE, ENSURING THAT ONCE YOU HIT PUBERTY, MASTURBATION WILL BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STEALING THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE AT SEXUAL SATISFACTION. ONCE I'VE NUTTED IN YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THE REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL GLAND. YOU WILL LIKE IT. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL KNEE YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU VOMIT IT BACK UP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WE CAN REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOUR STOMACH BURSTS AND YOU SLOWLY DIE. THEN I WILL DON MY SOMBRERO AND DO A MEXICAN TAP DANCE ON YOUR MINUTE SCROTUM." -
A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com
A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com
soccer mom'd by DerangedHermit June 19, 2004
you're gay mom
you're gay mom by beastlyxd February 27, 2018