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Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.
Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.
by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024
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Pulling a Mike

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.
Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!
by SpeKtroNet July 21, 2021
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Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.
SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.
by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022
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Mike

Mike your buns
by John Jeremy January 17, 2021
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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered
by Dren88 August 13, 2023
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Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it
Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…
by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025
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