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Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.
Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...
by Batcat21st September 4, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
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matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
my boyfriend is named matthews
by anon69586929 December 24, 2022
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Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.
I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.
by howlyprowly March 13, 2023
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Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
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St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah
by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019
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Alexander Matthew Hochberg

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.
by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021
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