Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Matthew

a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people

Matthews dick is hard while he eats sausage roll

by penis enjoyer64 July 11, 2023

Matthew

Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.

matthew is a midget and hes short

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

Matthew

A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him

Matthew is short and gay

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew

Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.

Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.

by Correct way to spell your name August 28, 2023