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Matthew

Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.
Matthew’s gay
by Your momv2 November 29, 2021
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Matthew Hazard

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
by Fat knob master November 23, 2021
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Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.
I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.
by SamRaimi November 22, 2021
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Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can
Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)
by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022
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Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
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Danica Shreya Matthew

by pathlingappa September 14, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
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