A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Lesbians that Roller Skate
by RyeBread420 July 27, 2021

a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
by Mimosica September 19, 2019

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.
Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.
by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

a woman/nb who is atractted to women. no, we cant have a threesome with u, no, u cant turn us straight, w e . d o n t . l i k e . p p .
chad: omg look how hot that girl is, wait is she kissing a girl?
lesliey: yea shes a lesbian she like women not guys.
chad i bet i could turn her straight.
lesliey: N O C H A D N O U C A N T
lesliey: yea shes a lesbian she like women not guys.
chad i bet i could turn her straight.
lesliey: N O C H A D N O U C A N T
by urlocallesbian<3 June 30, 2022

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
