Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022
Get the Jakemug. a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom
jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?
jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese
jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !
jake: what do you mean ?
jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese
jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !
jake: what do you mean ?
jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016
Get the jakemug. by itz ya gamer 65 December 24, 2017
Get the Jake Paulersmug. jake is a lovable guy. he most likely has curly hair. jake is tall, but yet sad. he enjoys giving people messages, and is very caring. I bet he has a inny belly button
by Booby wood December 9, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019
Get the Jakemug. person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
Get the Jake Englishmug.