finger poop

Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands

Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.

by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006

Penis Fingers

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.

John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?

by Spazet May 16, 2011

finger slipped

An excuse used by mobile game players when they lose, Can only be used by 4930+ pb players th

Kyle* " Why did you lose Cali?!"
Cali* "My finger slipped"

Kyle* "oh alright it's not a lose then*

by Young PlatiCali June 3, 2018

Twinkle Fingers

something 2+ people can do when 1 person says or does something funny/excellent, or owned someone.

the twinkle of fingers at someone, similar to the way a person would type on a keyboard.

no way i cant belive you did that, you owned her, twinkle fingers dude! (*twinkle fingers together*)

by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004

finger blasting

when you finger someone with your hand in the stereotypical sing for a pistol and inserting the "barrel" finger into them and shout "pew pew pew"

dude i was tottaly just finger blasting kate last week

by twinklecave August 5, 2015

Bacon Fingers

the smell of your fingers after putting them in miss piggys twat

kermit the frog has bacon fingers

by gage camber January 2, 2008

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009