February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes

“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet

by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.

by Fuzzy_Hedgehogs December 23, 2021

February 19th

National kiss your gf day
You gotta kiss your girlfriends, it is a rule

Bf: kisses gf
Gf: oh it is february 19th

by vlamme man December 30, 2021

February 6th

February 6th is National Grab Your Boyfriend's Ass Day, so when its February 6th, grab your boyfriend's ass!

S/o 1: Do you know what day it is?
S/o 2: February 6th why?
S/o 1: Its National Grab Your Boyfriend's ass day so come here!

by chelz<33 January 3, 2022

february 5th

National Zhion day!! Wish her happy birthday.

"Hey do you know what day is February 5th?" "Hell yea its national Zhion day lets go wish ehr happy birthday!!"

by Ztnd January 8, 2022

February 8

National bully your friend named Ethel day

Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?

by saywhatnowokay February 8, 2022

February 9th

NATIONAL CARL THELY DAY!!!!

hey what day is it?
oh it’s national carl day

oh so it’s February 9th

by katemckillop February 9, 2022