fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011

real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭

*depressing slideshow* “real”

by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022

A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

That boy Ho’el is a real eater

by kagatax December 14, 2023

Real Durrell

A real raw dude that super good at stuff.

Sometimes it doesn't even make sense how such a person could exist

Bro, that dude actin like a real durrell

by Fjhfting April 29, 2021

Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 27, 2024

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!

Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025