GARCEA DOUBLE

The act of picking your nose then stuffing the booger up someones vagina.

Man i didn't know what to do with that booger so i just pulled a garcea double

by Chappy13 January 9, 2012

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

Double bend

It makes up everything: everything is inferior. Triple bends? Disgusting. Quadruple bends? Get that absolute garbage away from me. All hail the double bend. Goes well with a multi nuts chocie

p1: have you seen my double bend?
p2: your double bend?
p1: A DOUBLE BEND!
p2: yes, a double bend

by wolfiey2010 March 23, 2022

The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart

Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "

by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018

Double-barelling

Smoking to cigars and or cigarettes at oncr

Double-barelling is a good way to get stage 6 cancer

by Shadow:shadylyfe November 22, 2019

double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 4, 2013

Double Brexit

Rejoining the EU so it can be left a second time. Why have one Brexit when you can have two?

EU Parliament, 2021: after rejoining the EU and starting to heal the divisions and restore order, a second Article 50 is delivered to the Commission. British Embassy bursts into EU Parliament with GoPros and a camera crew. "Ha, you just got PRANKED SON" "It's Double Brexit time boys"

by General McEthnocleanse November 22, 2018