girl face down,using honey or olive oil. place 3 tablespoons at tip of crack,spreed her cheeks allowing to coat pathway.straddle her,running cock along floor of her crack,enjoy
butt crack sex
by viking48 October 21, 2008
What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
by aceboy27 April 04, 2011
a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand May 27, 2009
to be under the influence of DFINE8 (an energy/fat burning drink that makes you super attentive to details, more perceptive to sounds, and gives you a perma-smile) :)
by CrackedOutCarl February 08, 2008
A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.
1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
by Rymale February 10, 2011
-noun
1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
by ELGenerali February 18, 2010
DOOD1: Man look over there
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
by MRUnpossible June 08, 2009