Booty Cookie

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009

Oreo Cookie

An offensive term meaning a white person wearing a black shirt.

John: Hey look it's an Oreo cookie.
Bob: Where do you think he's going, the biscuit convention?
John: HAHAHAHAHAH

by IDontliku January 17, 2019

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

Cooties

All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!

My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!

by Little miss outgoing! December 9, 2007

cunt cookie

A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.

"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."

by forevercha0s April 28, 2005

cookie waza

Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"

All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.

by Zig May 13, 2005

cookie wrangler

When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face

That guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days

by kyle spejcher March 4, 2007