Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

cold top

When a person sucks on ice just before giving head.

Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...

by Omnipresent Sentinel May 1, 2016

colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold Play

A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.

Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”

Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”

by Leonarmil July 21, 2025

Mans not cold

The winter version of mans not hot
Going outside in underwear in winter, when it's freezing cold.

Dave: Jeez man! Are you crazy? It's like -20 degrees!
Tom: Mans not cold!
Dave: Dumbass!

by BigBoss420 December 25, 2017

Cold washcloth

Oh, God, yeah. That is good on and around my brain. Mmmm... Yeah.

Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024