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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.
The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .
by Ham Theif January 31, 2019
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California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
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california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.
I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.
by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019
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california rendezvous

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.
by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019
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California Coleslaw

When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked
Jim over there just had some california coleslaw
by Gary Morgan March 15, 2019
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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
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