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Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.
by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020
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Urban Assholes

volounteers who vote no to any new word submitted by users that is still pending
"i'm gonna check my e-mail to see if my word was approved! ah shit it got denied because a bunch of urban assholes decided to deny it"
by Protix August 14, 2020
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Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.
Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.
by RockLicka September 8, 2020
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asshole

someone who is stingy and greedy and overall just mean and rude
Dude devin is an asshole he never lets me play his xbox atleast you do bro
by gangganginthisbitch October 29, 2020
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asshole

the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of
“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL
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Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.
Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!
by kitlinski September 28, 2020
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Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas
You such an Christmas asshole
by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020
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