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Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.
Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'
by bushlight December 28, 2018
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Jew saggin

When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack
Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker
by Hardcorenutslap666911 April 20, 2018
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Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
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Jews in the Chamber

Similar to a Dutch oven. First you take a bug hit off your vape then pull the blanket over their head and blow the vape under the blanket.
Hey babe wanna see a cool vape trick? JEWS IN THE CHAMBER
by Bloodlust69 November 21, 2022
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Jews

We have a space lazer motherfuckers!!! Deal with it!!!!!!
We're Jews, we have a space lazer
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
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