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raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.
Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer
by the yup April 16, 2013
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cum mints

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.
Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."
by Clamms January 1, 2017
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Cum-hale

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.
Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.
by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015
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Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.
I have Invisible Cum
by Chubbicle February 24, 2019
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Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter
Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.
by Godj375 March 3, 2011
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Cum Artist

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.
The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.
by Art for All December 5, 2011
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Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.
Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.
by FretWizard September 11, 2014
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