Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Get the prudent pre-shower protective proceduresmug. Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
by Jdork January 24, 2022
Get the Irish showermug. The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022
Get the false shower pissmug. A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018
Get the Suicide Showermug. by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022
Get the shower photomug. A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
Get the 2 Showers a day depressedmug. Me and my cousins went camping last summer right when Justin fell asleep I tried to pull a harmless prank on him. Ending in him experiencing an astonishing meteor shower, and beating my ass.
by OneBadMF March 4, 2022
Get the Meteor showermug.