Mccaughey Syndrome

McCaughey Syndrome: (n) A passive-aggressive pattern of behavior where one so affected completes tasks in a purposefully incompetent way to avoid incurring further responsibilities.

Etymology: A US Marine named McCaughey, who served during the Vietnam War, became famous for his intentionally inept behavior. His Paris Island drill instructor first coined the term McCaughey Syndrome, which stuck and is still used by the Marine Corps in the present day.

"How on earth did you fuck up digging a hole? Do you have McCaughey Syndrome, Marine?"

by frest0n March 28, 2015

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Prague-syndrome

When you have met someone at the club that you find attractive and now you can’t get the idea of having sex with this person out of your head. You are now fully dedicated wanting to have sex with this person for weeks and weeks.

Man, it’s been a month and I can’t get her out of my head. I have fallen into the grip of the Prague-syndrome.

by The begrepp-man July 2, 2022

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Mal Syndrome

Occurs after the age of 30, symptoms include;

- Unable to change nappies or feed children
- Essay size text messages
- Intense self pity
- Can’t see past themselves
- Likes putting women down
- Extremely narcissistic
- Harrasses ex-partner
- Has penis, but is not a man

Mate, it’s time to man up.
I can’t, I’ve got Mal Syndrome.

by Princess Picklebottom May 3, 2019

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Nigga Syndrome

1. A rare disease caught only by the realest; symptoms include (but are not limited to)

- the massive, sudden growth of one's sexual organs (40% increase in mass and size)

- the ruining of one's speech, whereas those infected are reduced to "ooga boogas"

- increase in strength and endurance

- the darkening of one's skin

Hey, you saw Shawn? He caught the Nigga Syndrome - hear they call that dude "Deshawn" now, and he's actually pretty chill.

by RNDMDK February 27, 2020

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