Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.

That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.

by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022

Victim Dick

A person that manipulates you into changing something you can’t

Person 1: That guy Is such a dick but he’s playing the victim

Person 2: He’s a Victim Dick

by D.d.d. October 15, 2018

Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.

In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.

by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you

Don't be a dick murderer

by Scotties funny August 4, 2016