fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

Fuck bun

The wad of hair a woman gets on the back of her head after a long night of fucking. Created by the back and forth motion of gyrations as she lays on her back. Generally visible when she gets up to go to the bathroom to clean herself or go to the kitchen for a glass of water.

Chad: Kiersten, what's that rat's nest in your hair?
Steve: Nice fuck bun, Kiersten.
Kiersten: Shut up, Chad!

by Burtie & Lady Di August 3, 2018

Fucking out

When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.

Yeah, he doesn't go here anymore. He got caught fucking out

by ComeOnEileen04 June 14, 2022

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck
Fuck off
FUCKKKKKK

by Duckytheducc May 17, 2021

Fuck bag

A female with no legs,dwarf,or midget that average size man uses for sex.

Damn she's a little fuck bag.

by fluffy tummy March 28, 2013

Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”

Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

by lil nightmare May 3, 2024

mini fuck

an annoying little bugger of a child

"good god i'm so sick of laurel and her stupid little mini fuck"

by meyowp February 19, 2024