National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 08, 2023

UN-DAY

Today.

October 24th is UN-DAY to all you pee pee poo poos

by Mr Bastian October 24, 2019

Grab Titty day

9/8 National Grab titty day

Grab titty day

by Lamkin29567 September 06, 2022

Grab titty day

oi single or taken, your tit's are gonna get grabbed today

grab titty day is on 24-04-2019 til 01-05-2019

DONT HIT ME ITS GRAB TITTY DAY

by assjuul April 24, 2019

Kick A Mexican Day

March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence

Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day

by YourAverageMexicanHater March 04, 2024

on a Claire day

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"

On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.

by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021