When your sister walks in on you stroking your schlong to goth femboy hooters workers, so you shit in your hand and thundercunt it at her. She retaliates by stripping naked, shitting in her hand, rubbing it on her vagina, before throwing it at you. You then proceed to have a shit covered makeout sesh.
by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025
Get the Dirty Anthonymug. Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.
by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019
Get the Dirty rameymug. When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.
by Realmilfhours March 24, 2022
Get the dirty luciusmug. Dirty Miriam is when a curly-haired girl wraps her beautiful hair around your penis and squeezes it until you scream at the top of your lungs which brings her an unspeakable pleasure. Her partners are usually so hypnotized by this curly creature, they find themselves craving to experience this incredibly painful act again. WOW!
So I finally seduced that curly beauty, but she really pulled a dirty Miriam on me. My penis still hurts but MAN do I want to feel that hell of a squeeze again! MMHHMMM
by YourfavMommy766 November 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Miriammug. when ur having sex and then next thing u know ur partner starts acting rlly sus and then they grab u by the neck and flail you around the room like a naked jump rope
by Weird_____________words September 5, 2021
Get the dirty orpheemug. by Reaper172 September 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Lahewmug. by El88Rey June 28, 2022
Get the dirty caitiemug.