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Dick nugget

Dick nugget, when you squirt so hard and make the girl Ill making her have a brain tumour then she dies and you only attend her funeral because you love her sister
I fucked that bitch and she left me when I dick nuggeted her
by Rayesfitbabe September 7, 2019
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Nardo Dick

Nardo Dick is a faggy ass American Rapper who gained recognition after releasing his song Who Want Suck??, along with fellow-faggy rapper(s) 21InchSavage, Lil Dick, and G Squirto.
Hey man, listen to this song by Nardo Dick called "Me or Suck" by Lil BabyGravy and Fuckture!! "eugh, this is gay as hell!!" "yeah, but its str8 fire!!"
by cheiejn April 24, 2023
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Dumb Dick

A dumb fucking retard with a incredibly wide cock, maybe even a massive chode.
by TheChiefDick December 1, 2021
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Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.
"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"
by DukeTokes November 15, 2022
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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ma dick

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by madick69 October 27, 2017
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