Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Dinner Dick

When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.

That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.

by Ballgrambler December 13, 2022

dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth

by Great Giti April 16, 2020

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Big Dick Daddy

The hottest man like you just want him to fuck you he has the biggest dick in the entire universe

Girl 1: Bro is that a Big Dick Daddy?

Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!

Girl 1: Holy shit!!!

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 23, 2021

Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.

“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”

by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020