“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
Get the Dick makeupmug. by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019
Get the Dickmug. by Ardias February 7, 2024
Get the Dick-trickedmug. *guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 2, 2024
Get the dick biting daymug. When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
Get the Digital Dick-Fuckmug. 
