Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya
Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine
by Barry Evans November 17, 2024

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by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.
"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."
by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024
