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Dick

Hi, my name is Dick
by dashy99993 April 24, 2020
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Dick makeup

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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Dick

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick
by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019
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Dick-tricked

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
by Ardias February 7, 2024
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dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)
*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 2, 2024
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Dick

His dick was 12 inches long!
by Hiii I play fortnite September 9, 2018
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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