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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Deeds done with Sheepmug.

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
by Straya11 February 7, 2025
mugGet the Dirty Maltemug.

Dirty Qush

Dirty Qush is a girl that is only attracted to old white men. Preferably men that are teachers. Their attraction often results in a secret affair that destroys the old mans marriage.
Oh, Why is Johnny divorced? Because he met dirty Qush
by Jellyjolly August 24, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Qushmug.

dirty reynan

Is when you look for the oldest retard you could ever find and purposely remove its eye and start fucking its eye socket.
The party was epic not untill some dude start doing Dirty Reynan, well, that surely made the church mass awkward.
by Dickf4ce69 May 27, 2023
mugGet the dirty reynanmug.
Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
by Disney Dad May 4, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Puddingmug.

dirty jizzbucket

A filthy whore that let’s anyone Jizz all over them by the loads an rubs it all over .
PHIL and JAIME go down to the Chinese massage parlor every weekend and get the full back room service including the dirty Jizzbucket , they are disgusting asf
by D. J July 20, 2023
mugGet the dirty jizzbucketmug.

dirty lexi

damn that dirty lexi fucked me up last night
by weirdo yankee February 17, 2024
mugGet the dirty leximug.

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