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dick

A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.
That Pete was a dick at work today. He should’ve apologized for his obnoxious behavior.
by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022
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Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 4, 2023
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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
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Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
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dick tionary

dick tionary- it looks like a dictionary but its a porn mag
rick:do you wamt to go look at dick tionarys
todd the jock:hell ya brother
by lokiprime_is_mine February 28, 2018
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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.
I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
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National sucking dick day

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024
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